Woodstock, Canada
989 Dundas St
N/A
Good for kids
Wheelchair-accessible entrance
Growing up in this small town in the 60’s and passing the Spring bank Cow was my turn around point cruising Dundas Street. Now in my mid 60’s I learn the name of the Spring bank cow ‘Snow Countess.” My life in the US has taken me to all 50 states. During my travels I stop and read plagues commemorating events. I thought about the Spring bank Cow often and wondered why I never stopped and read her plague. Today Using Google, I learned her name Finally, I have become a true Woodstonina.
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Should change this really isn't a farm town nemore should be a Rav 4
This is it folks. This is the epitome of the intersectionality where beurocracy meets imposterous livestock. This cow knows no bounds of financial moral stupidity. Barring the common colloquial phrase \time is money\ it's free to visit unless you have something, anything else to do. All this being said the cow imparts a magical buff which gives a bonus to luck. We're not talking about fake Chinese fortune cookie luck, but more like 1-900 call a psychic blessing levels of luck. After I visited this I went to a local gaming store where I played in a Magic the Gathering tournament and won. It had nothing to do with my 24 years of playing but more-so the blessing of the Woodstock cow. You might be asking yourself the question, \how will it change my life?\. There is only one way to find out. Finish your can of Pringles, get off your sofa, and bask in the glory of the cow. Stand in its shadow between the hours of 2 and 6 P.M. on sunny autumn day and chant the following: \In scelerisque oculus meus\. Then head to the local game store and indulge in one of the many games they have there. You will notice no matter your game, you will win. My prize was a date with the red head who worked the Timmies right off the 401. What will your prize be? Only the cow knows...
The “new” location of the Snow Countess is much better then the old one. The corner is very prominent and there’s benches, garbage containers, nice landscaping, and a small parking lot. It’s still on the Springbank Farm property which is where it should be based on its history. Also, moo!
The best cow statue you’ll ever see.
Big cow... Kept clean.. Wish there was 2 cows ;)
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